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Kitchen Complaint
by Ralene T. Montgomery

I made myself a warningsign,
It's on my kitchen wall,
It wards off all those little thieves
When they feel prone to call.
They snatch things from the cupboard shelves,
The pantry's always bare.
It's impossible to cook a meal
When food is everywhere.
The Quaker Oats disappeared,
And though the word is mum
My guess is someone wanted
The container for a drum.
The sugar bowl cannot be found,
And underneath a bed,
I'm bound to find thechocolate chips
And half a loaf of bread.
The Baking Soda's for a bath,
A lemon's for the hair,
The cheese is in the mouse trap
And no one seems to care.
Marshmellows stuck with toothpaste
Are for a childish craft;
Everyone takes what they need
While mother gets the shaft.
So the warning sign now clearly states:
"Beware...Mom is the winner!
The Culprit is the loser...
And the loser fixes dinner!"

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